If Michael Bay did Disney...

Dispatch from SleepyMama:

Overheard conversation between Bryce and his buddy Zoe, age 5, as they were acting out The Little Mermaid with dolls:

Zoe (in her Ursula voice): "You have THREE DAYS to kiss your true love. Got that? THREE DAYS."

Bryce: "What happens then?"

Zoe: "If you don't kiss in three days, then Ariel comes back to being a mermaid and Ursula catches her."

::slight pause::

Bryce: "Why don't we just blow up Ursula?"