The Infamous Sonic Run

Chief in the annals of Blink's mischief is the recently famous "Late Night Sonic Run of Blinky Sugarplum."
We woke up on Christmas Eve morning and the boys, as they usually did, scoured the house looking for Blinky, to see what he might have gotten up to the night before. Very quickly, they realized that Blinky was nowhere to be found in the house... and that's when someone noticed something odd about how the van was parked in the driveway outside...
The boys threw on their shoes and jackets and ran out through garage to see what had happened.... sure enough, the van was parked at a severe angle in the driveway. I'm afraid the neighbors must have figured we'd attended quite a Christmas party the night before.

As we got closer, things started to become clear....







And there he was, with the evidence of his fast-food excursion littered all around him... little bugger.